Stephanie Deerwester thanks Jack White for the fiber-obtic Jesus he gave her.

Megan Edelman is the author of the best selling exploration of sexuality in the court of Count Orsino, Bi-Curio.

This production marks Jaclyn Hall's second Fortnight produciton with the company. She is extremely grateful that this one does not involve lying on the cold stone ground, getting stabbed/tickled by Michael or a thirty minute pantomime of taking our her contact lenses.

Talar Kaloustian - (Aka Tailor Kallystone, Aka Tyler Constancestein, Aka Tammy Connystan, Aka Timmy Krumbstain).

Yo ho ho.

Maura Krause's biography is so racy it had to be censored before it could be posted in Harnwell.

Andrew Matas is: item, one physics major who after electrical, materials, and computer engineering is convinced he's found what he loves; item, one guy who likes to fool theater companies into thinking he knows how to act; item, a fan of pizza, Quentin Tarantino, and Richard Feynman. Andrew is also absurdly proud of his costume, which has literally been assembled from every corner of Philadelphia.

Sky Pelletier, aka "The Phantom", aka "Nails." On the run from the long hand of the law, Sky took cover in the one place that no one would ever look for him - The Underground Shakespeare Company.

You were never here. You never read this.

Scott Sheldon is excited for Twelfth Night to end, and his students at West Philadelphia High School are even more excited.  Now he can finally stop using class time to run lines with his students and actually get back to some form of valid instruction.  He is thankful though to Phil and the Company for encouraging him to express his inner David Bowie and show a somewhat scandalous amount of his torso.

Caiti Sommers is the feistiest Feste you ever did see. She likes fiestas, fajitas and festivities. She has been known to cut a caper in her spare time.

Ameila Williams first joined the USC as a senior in high school under the mistaken impression that she would meet a bunch of cool older college kids and improve her personality. She is now a drunken good-for-nothing spouting Elizabethan English, whose best friend is a guy in a skirt. At least things are looking up.

After years of toiling over his PhD dissertation, Joel Wallenberg has decided to give it all up and live the life he always dreamed of as a young boy - that of a kilted, drunken, rude mechanical.

Hana Zickgraf, like her Fortnight character, has a tendency to get herself into sticky situations and a moth-like attraction to events where alcohol is being served.

Phil Deerwester, a professional actor with a $5 Starbucks gift card to his name, is making his directing debut with this production. Phil also has an impressive career as a petty criminal/masked avenger. Among the crimes/adventures he has been involved with include surrendering a deadly weapon inside the Smithsonian Museum of American History, the assault of professional playwright with a baseball bat, and the death of several innocent cockroaches.

Hana Zickgraf, like her Fortnight character, has a tendency to get herself into sticky situations and a moth-like attraction to events where alcohol is being served.

Maura Krause's biography is so racy it had to be censored before it could be posted in Harnwell.